| Liam: | Oh no guys quick take cover under a table did somebody grab the first aid kit yes good let's hope everybody is okay. |
| Niall: | Must.... finish..... this..... burger..... without.... dropping.... it |
| Zayn: | It's alright boys, this is just a little bump in the rollercoster that is life |
| Louis: | This table is terrible whoever made it sucks now my butt can't fit under it. |
| Harry: | The blue whale is the heaviest animal in the world. |